June 26, 2010

Traci Lords Loves Noise

DIE YOU STUPID FUCKING POSERS! (bUNg International, 1993)

(found on a noisecore thread, i believe it was uploaded by Andy of Mortville Noise, so thanks to him!)

I wasn't always at odds with Billy. I was never really friendly with the guy either. We wrote eachother a few times over the course of 5-6 years or so, traded a few tapes and such. He'll be the first to tell you that he wasn't my friend and that I was just some loser kid who was never able to make the transition from noisecore to other forms of music, pretending to be ultra-underground and hating anything that sold more than 500 copies. Either way, Billy was responsible for some of the funniest tapes ever recorded in the noisecore underground.

Before Razorback Records, before Lord Zillablaster and even before Pissed Off Orgasm, Billy did T.L.L.N.. I don't like all of the T.L.L.N. tapes, but the ones where he's talking shit about other people and bands are timeless. This demo, and the split with NUT SCREAMER are the best. I transferred this tape first because it's showing signs of wear and I'm afraid eventually it will get eaten. The last three tracks are garbled and the speed is slower for some reason. I anyone likes this, I'll upload the split with NUT SCREAMER, it's a little stupider even.

The formula was simple.... Do a spoken intro mocking death metal losers, talking over tapes of bands he supposedly hated, but owned for some reason, then launching into drum machine blasts while screaming "Die you mother fucker! You stupid fucking poser! Die! Die ! Die! etc....". One look at the song titles and you'll know if this is something you want to check out or not.

I've listened to this tape more than I can count, I consider it to be a noisecore classic. Everyone I've played it for loved it. I don't know if he really hated these bands, or just their fans. Billy contradicted himself a lot from tape to tape, so noone really knows but him. Either way, this is some funny shit. The cover is scanned and included in the zipped folder. Enjoy!

1. Intro / Stay True to the Scene
2. Toss Me a Beer Man
3. DEATH Started it all
4. Debut Demo Out Now!
5. Smoke Pot and Be Cool
6. True Black Metal
7. I Play in a Noise Band
8. Send Back My Stamps
9. Milwaukee Faggot Fest
10. My Girlfriend Doesn't Understand Me
11. Stay Brutal
12. Little Kid Death
13. Chrome Tapes / Glossy Cover
14. IMMOLATED Fucking Dicks
15. I've Got the Munchies
16. We're Playing a Show Tonight
17. Atmospheric Doom / Death
18. Unsigned Attitude
19. ARRGGHH, Extreme Fucking Grind!
20. Death Metal Party
21. More Swedish Shit
22. I Worship Satan
24. Send Us an Interview
25. Hanging Out at the Mall With a Bunch of Stupid Fucking Death Metal Posers


  1. enjoying this a heck of a lot! Hey do you by any chance have a recording of the Thrones set on kspc? he played there tuesday I think and im feignin for it!

  2. This is fucking great shit. upload more!

  3. lol the fucking titles are still relevant to this day.