"I'll watch Alex Jones and know he's half retarded, but he's fantastic. He'll sell me. Listen, Alex Jones is a hardcore Christian. If you can't find the flaw in Christianity, I can't really trust your judgment on what's going on with the government."
that's nuts man stiles - i was just about to sample this exact excerpt out of all the thousands of hours of AJ i have listened to over the years...doug stanhope is lost, a fucking clown who believes the planet is overpopulated/'dumb' people shouldn't breed etc. - a poor man's bill hicks. you, anon, do not deserve to smell Alex Jones' shit.
Yeah, it's like when i was watching Apocalypse Now with Alex a few weeks ago in my home theatre and Colonel Kurtz was saying “You can kill me, but you don’t have the right to judge me” and i said to him 'Boom, that’s the whole movie, that’s life. That’s life, there’s nobility in that, there’s focus, it’s genuine, it’s crystal and it’s pure and its available to everybody. So just shut your traps and put down your McDonald’s, your magazines, your TMZ and the rest of it and focus on something that matters. But you can’t focus on things that matter if all you’ve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep.'
Really on point here. That said,
ReplyDelete"I'll watch Alex Jones and know he's half retarded, but he's fantastic. He'll sell me. Listen, Alex Jones is a hardcore Christian. If you can't find the flaw in Christianity, I can't really trust your judgment on what's going on with the government."
- Doug Stanhope
nice ditty at the end...
ReplyDeletethat's nuts man stiles - i was just about to sample this exact excerpt out of all the thousands of hours of AJ i have listened to over the years...doug stanhope is lost, a fucking clown who believes the planet is overpopulated/'dumb' people shouldn't breed etc. - a poor man's bill hicks. you, anon, do not deserve to smell Alex Jones' shit.
ReplyDeleteI agree with most of what you said about Stanhope, but none of that has anything to do with what he said about Jones.
ReplyDeleteAlex Jones is an F-18 and he will destroy you in the air and he will deploy his ordnance to the ground.
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true true dude point taken
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's like when i was watching Apocalypse Now with Alex a few weeks ago in my home theatre and Colonel Kurtz was saying “You can kill me, but you don’t have the right to judge me” and i said to him 'Boom, that’s the whole movie, that’s life. That’s life, there’s nobility in that, there’s focus, it’s genuine, it’s crystal and it’s pure and its available to everybody. So just shut your traps and put down your McDonald’s, your magazines, your TMZ and the rest of it and focus on something that matters. But you can’t focus on things that matter if all you’ve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep.'
ReplyDeleteand Alex totally agreed with me.
Winning!
Carlos, are you Charlie Sheen?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-03-01/charlie-sheen-rants-turned-into-poetry/full/
I wish
ReplyDeleteYep... your Sheen alright pal. Whether you like it or not
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The audio could be sampled in the next Dystopia album.
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